Ability-Neutral Insults

Because we can do better


Why?

This page offers alternatives to ableist insults!
Too often, we default to words like "crazy," "stupid," "lame," or "dumb." In addition to limiting our vocabularies, these words are hurtful to large communities and contribute to misunderstandings and systemic harm.
We can be cleverer than that.
We also have a section for expressive phrases that are not appropriated from AAVE.If you notice any mistakes or have something to share, please contact me!

Key

SymbolMeaning
*May have ableist associations
?Uncertain

Personal Insults

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TermMeaningOrigins/Derives from
BuffoonFoolbouffon (Fr)/buffone (It)/buffa/buffare
ChucklefuckFool-
DingleberryScatological[Uncertain]
Dingbat *Fool[Various]
DingusThingdinges (Du)
DipshitFool, eccentricdippy (En) ? *
Douche/DouchebagDetestabledouche (Fr)
FinkFrivolous, dissolute, informerfink (Ger)
FuckfaceAnnoying, foolish, undesirable*-
IgnoramusIgnorantignoramus (La)
JerkTedious, ineffectual, unkind[Uncertain]
RatfinkDetestablefink ?
RatfuckDetestableratfink ?
RidiculousAbsurdridiculus (La)
Shit-bag/sackDetestable-
Shit-flipperReckless, uncaring-
Shit-headDetestable-
Shit-stirrerTroublemaker-

Other Expressions and Phrases

TermMeaning
Ape/ApeshitWild, out of control
Ass-backwards/back-asswardsWrong, misguided
BananasIncredible, wild
BatshitUnstable *, wild
Bonkers *Unstable *, wild
BugfuckUnstable *
DopeCool
Flipped outGot upset
Flipped shitGot upset
FlyQuick, dapper, cool
LudicrousIncredible
Off the hookExtraordinary
Off the wallUnconventional, absurd
The shitExcellent
The bombExcellent
TubularCool
WildUnrestrained, enthusiastic
WickedExcellent
WizardSuperb

Contact Me

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